HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE

Isaac Asimov stated the obvious
and Vonnegut smiled like a loon
Bradbury laughed to see such fun
and Dick put a man on the moon, the moon,
and Dick put a man on the moon.

Scientologist Nursery Rhyme

Little L. Ron Hubbard
was sitting in a cupboard
sorting out the chutneys from preserves
he found some thetan pickle
that made his tastebuds tickle
and discovered the enlightenment deserved.

Commentary

fuckwittery’s the norm now

of this we can be sure

yes there were fuckwits in the past

but today we’ve many more