Here Is A Song About Barney For The Boomtown Rats To Sing

Barney is a bouncer
he bounces round the town
and when he isn’t bouncing up
then he’s bouncing down

Barney is a springer
he springs upon the chairs
but if you move to fast for him
he’ll spring right up the stairs

Barney is a roller
furry roller on the floor
and if you didn’t stop him
then he’d roll right out the door