The Cat and the Banana (a nonsense rhyme)

I hypnotized my cat with a banana
it really wasn’t hard as you would feel
he watched attentively as I procured it
then sat there all amazed during the peel
he doesn’t get this way when I have apples
and peaches leave him feeling laissez-faire
there is something mesmerizing ’bout bananas
that stops him in his tracks and makes him purr.