Monkey Limerick

there was a young man with a monkey
but it smelled so incredibly funky
though he got him all clean
in the washing machine
the spin cycle sounded quite clunky

Bawdy Limerick

there once was an unholy abbot
who had an unusual habit
he’d dress like a bunny
and the nuns thought it funny
so much that they’d do it like rabbits

Geometry Lesson

There was an old Greek called Pythagoras
whose love of triangles would cause a fuss
he bent up his knees
to an isosceles
in such acute angles he staggered us

Halloween Limerick

there was a young woman named Sandy
eating sweets had her feeling quite randy
so each halloween
we were all rather keen
to see what she’d do with her candy

Limerick

there was a young lass from Penzance
with whom all the lads liked to dance
the reason you see
wasn’t terpsichory
but the fact that she never wore pants

David : a limerick

there was a young man from Florence
who existed in days way back whence
he just would’ve starved
but Michaelangelo carved
his endowments, which weren’t too immense

Budgie Limerick

sat frowning inside his cage
the budgie could not hold his rage
as much to his dismay
at the base of his tray
was an old Daily Mail front page

Limerick (02.12.17)

there was an old man from Berlin
who’s hair grew from outside back in
he got into trouble
with five o’clock stubble
whilst shaving inside of his chin