An old rhyme on a spider

There is a little spider
in my double yoo see
and each morn he grows
quite exponentially
he smiled at me this evening
as I took a pee
then licked his tiny spider lips
rather hungrily
that can be disconcerting
when one is in the loo alone
I hope he doesn’t eat me
as I’m sat upon the throne.

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