Month: December 2017

Water Biscuits : a grammatically and rhythmically flawed nonsense rhyme

I have too many ginger nuts
whatever will I do?
I could feed them to the ducks I guess
but I don’t have a clue
if domesticated water fowl
enjoy eating biscuits too
but they could dip them in their tea
they’d be much easier to chew
or perhaps they’d prefer custard creams
just like me and you?