Month: February 2017

A Song About Debussy


Debussy kept his Mars bars
underneath his tray
He hid them from Rachmaninov
who’d nicked his Milky Way
He tried to hide his M&Ms
but Sergei was too quick
but never mind Claude did think
all those sweets will make him sick
in infinite variations
Rachmaninov’s tummy roared
and by its second movement
he threw up over Claude.