Maketh The Man

I put my socks on backwards
and my trousers inside out
then almost wore a tie today
made from a Mersey trout
but chose a plunging neckline
right up to my belt
an ice cream cone upon my head
which I hope does not melt
for aftershave I sprayed Mr Sheen
I hope I used enough
so now suited and booted
I’m off to strut my stuff

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