Mr K has green trousers
he wears them every day
when the weather’s dreadful
he’s always bright and gay
although they are a little short
and you can see his socks
his verdant stride
and obvious pride
offset initial shocks
about how tight
they are around the bum
and when he comes towards you
you can see he’s far from glum
so give three cheers
and shout hurray
for the wonderful pants
of the indomitable Mr. K
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