Unshaven

if I had moustache
underneath my nose
I’d rent it to a budgie
so he could warm his toes
on chilly nights and mornings
he’d live upon my cheek
providing that he forked out
the sixty quid a week.

If I had a beard
hanging from my chin
I’d give it to a penguin
to keep his biscuits in,
Custard Creams and Oreos
and Hob Nobs everywhere
all with sealed in freshness
below my facial hair.

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5 comments

      1. I’m afraid I am not an illustrator and wouldn’t be able to do them justice. Have you seen the work of Doodlemum on WordPress. I could see these being published if you hooked up with the right illustrator.

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