there was a massive carrot
on a farm in Itchy Hoole
a little town
of no renown
on the road to Hartlepool
twas here they hung a monkey
two hundred years ago
but I digress
this ode’s a mess
I forgot where it should flow.
(It’s the monkeys that get me every time)
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… I nearly braced myself for something naughty 😉
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